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Stop Sucking Corporate Cock.

2012-03-01T18:06:00.004-08:00

You know what's funny? A hat that says "Stop Sucking Corporate Cock". Jorge Luke wears this particular hat in Maxima Violencia. You know what's not funny? Jorge Luke invading your home, yelling & crying at you for no apparent reason, telling you to marry an elephant, and forcing you to cook meat & soup. He wears that hat and does all that crazy shit in Maxima Violencia.

In Maxima Violencia (aka "Maximum Violence"), a woman is assaulted in her own car by a psychopath (Jorge Luke). After getting away from the psycho, the woman doesn't call the police because she feels there is no proof of the assault and she (for some reason) feels very ashamed about it. Not telling anyone about the assault was a huge mistake because this psychopath got a hold of the woman's wallet which of course contains her driver's license (uh-oh!). Day after the assault, the psychopath forces himself into the woman's home and acts crazy as fuck with her! The psycho calls himself "papi". The woman somehow scared papi to death. That's not good at all! Papi then acts perverted with the poor woman and tells her the stupidest things anyone could ever say. For example, he tells her: "I love little bears so much!", "Wouldn't you like to marry an elephant?". After telling her more stupid shit involving animals, he goes on about how much he loves meat & soup and he also goes on about how much he hates cheese (seriously). From there, the movie just gets weirder, funnier, and extremely uncomfortable.

Maxima Violencia is a wild ride. It starts off crazy, gets crazier, gets a little more crazier, then it ends all fucked up. The ending is a real bummer. I'm not gonna spoil it much, but lets just say we find out why this man is crazy as fuck. His childhood wasn't exactly great. Shoot, he didn't even have a childhood. It was pretty much taken away by his abusive/alcoholic stepmother. The song that plays in the end is depressing, it's all sad sounding and shit (of course). Speaking of music, the stock music that plays through out the movie is cheap but crazy sounding. It blends in very well with the movie! After all, the movie is cheap but crazy as fuck.

Yeah, this movie is flat out crazy. Funny sometimes. Depressing as fuck in the end. Maxima Violencia is definitely worth a look. Unfortunately, this movie is not easy to acquire. I hope you find a copy somewhere! Good Luck! 7/10.

P.S.

Stop Sucking Corporate Cock. PLEASE!

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"It's not just a man's world anymore."

2012-02-23T18:06:00.003-08:00

Tomboy tells the story of Tommy. Tommy is a tomboy chick that loves fixing cars, driving fast, play sports, and creaming her panties over a stock car driver named Randy Starr. When Tommy meets Randy, they quickly fall in love with each other (awww..). When Randy disses Tommy's ability to race stock cars, Tommy then challenges him to race against her. So, both competitors (that are in love with each other) fix up their stock cars & practice hard for the epic race of the sexes!

For some reason, I didn't like Tomboy when I first watched it many years ago. It took me like a couple of more viewings to really get into it and appreciate it for what it is. It's not so bad really. Sure it is stupid, but hey! This is an 80's Crown International movie! Their 80's movies at least tried to entertain as much as possible. What makes this movie watchable is the lovely Betsy Russell. She's pretty much the only good actress in the movie. Everyone else sucks (seriously). She's also the hottest chick in the movie (of course!). Her hair may look awful, but good gosh, her body is amazing. She's got a cute face too! The music in the movie is catchy, I like it. I really wish there was an official soundtrack available (seriously).

Love stock cars? Love boobs? Love tomboys? Check out Tomboy then. 5/10.

Magical Magico Clips!

2012-02-21T20:45:00.000-08:00

The Opening. It's so epic it makes me cry.

Magico saves a girl from being torn to pieces and tells her to stay in school!

Kids get kidnapped by an evil satanic cult, Magico fights off the cult and saves the kids!

Magico: Messenger Of The Gods

2012-02-21T19:36:00.000-08:00

In 1990, some odd looking Outer Space evil beings came to Mexico to fuck with people & kill them. Luckily, a group of odd looking Outer Space good doers sent a superhero named Magico, El Enviado De Los Dioses to stop these evil beings from harming innocent Mexican people. Magico is a very powerful superhero! He can fly, he can drive a car, he has heat vision, he can sorta fight, and he gives good advice! Wowza!

In the beginning of Magico, the evil doers arrive on Earth and laugh at people at a dance. When a jealous creep sees his tacky girlfriend dancing with a college professor, he attempts to shoot him! Right when the bullet is about to hit the professor, Magico takes his place. Apparently, Magico needed a human body to warp with in order to roam around on Earth (yeah, I don't get it either). After the confusing warping thing with the professor, Magico keeps on eye on Mexico via a computer & globe. When he sees someone is in trouble, he awkwardly teleports there to save the person in need! First, Magico saves a girl from being cut up by a maniac (an evil space woman in disguise). Then, Magico stops a guy from committing suicide and convinces him to not do it again! Then! He saves a group of kids from being sacrificed to the devil!

Fuck Superman, Magico is cooler!

Magico is pretty crappy. Crappy and very weird! The movie of course was poorly made. You can actually hear the director directing! When Magico is supposed to appear, you can literally hear the director telling the actors in a particular scene to "freeze" so Magico can magically pop in to fight or help. In certain scenes, you can actually hear people in the background talking. It could be the crew, or it could be people walking around the set. Whoever is talking, they sure are loud! Speaking of talking, for some odd reason, certain parts of the movie were dubbed. What's funny about these dubbed scenes is that we can also hear the original sound of the movie. So basically, we hear the dubbing and the original sound together! As for the special effects.... They're not great, that's for sure. I actually like the special effects though but only because they're fun to look at! The flying scenes = Magic(o)al! The acting... Well.... Uuummm.... No comment.

If you plan on getting yourself a copy of Magico, expect to see a very sloppy, cheap & trashy SOV superhero movie that still manages to keep you entertained in the weirdest ways possible. It is definitely worth every penny and worth watching over and over til you pass out. Get it! Get it now! 9/10.

Angels of Death.

2012-02-18T12:00:00.000-08:00

So lately, a bunch of typical 1990's promiscuous Mexican men have been brutally murdered. Who could be committing these brutal murders? Transsexual hooker, perhaps? Nah uh! It's actually two hot chicks. These hot chicks are sisters. These hot chicks are mean and extremely deadly. Vengeful too. You see, when these two chicks were small girls, they witnessed their parents being murdered & these murderers raped the 2 girls afterwards. Now, these sisters are avenging their parent's deaths by murdering a bunch of promiscuous men they find in night clubs. Hopefully a badass cop played by Jorge Reynoso will capture these crazy sisters!

Angeles De La Muerte (aka "Angels of Death") is such a fun movie. It's bloody, funny, sexy, and badass. Patricia Rivera and Diana Ferreti are excellent in this movie. They do a great job playing crazy chicks that kill sleazy men. They both look pretty fucking hot too. Especially Diana. Mmmm... You gotta love her poofy hair & sexy smile! The killings are great. They got enough blood to satisfy a crazed gorehound. Of course, I sorta wish these crazy sisters used other sharp objects instead of knives. The knives tend to get boring after a kill or two. A chainsaw would of been very nice. Machetes too. As usual, the leading man of this Mexican movie is a badass. This badass is Jorge Reynoso. He may be chubby looking in this movie, but he's still strong, badass, and sleeping with an attractive woman. Go Jorge!

As I said before, Angeles De La Muerte is fun. It never gets boring. It is entertaining from start to finish. If you like these kinds of 90's Mexican horror movies and haven't seen this one, then I suggest you look for a copy because I know damn well you will dig the crap out of it. 7/10.

VHS cover found at El Norte Sleazy Picture Show

A Heart For Two.

2012-02-14T00:11:00.000-08:00

In Un Corazon Para Dos (aka "A Heart For Two"), a brillo mulleted guy named Bernardo (Pedro Fernandez) is secretly in love with his pretty girl friend Valeria. Every morning, Bernardo leaves love letters and little flowers on the gates of Valeria's home. Valeria loves these letters, but she believes they are from her boyfriend. Even though Bernardo has no chance at getting with Valeria, he's still very faithful to her and will do just about anything for her. When Bernardo discovers his head injuries that he received from an automobile accident are getting worse and there is no treatment for them, he decides to end his life soon by giving his strong healthy heart to Valeria. Valeria is in need of a heart transplant due to her heart condition.

After I finished watching Un Corazon Para Dos, I cried my red eyes out. My black heart broke. This movie is just so damn sad! Through out the movie, there are sad moments involving Bernardo struggling to know what to do with himself now that he knows for sure that his condition will worsen. Same goes with Valeria, it saddens her to know that someone has to die for her to live a normal healthy life. The scenes where Bernardo leaves letters & flowers at the gates of Valeria's home = Heartbreaking! The fact that he can't have her yet still loves her is just sad! I feel for Bernardo, me and him continue to care for someone that we can't have. Heartbreaking isn't it!?

My favorite scenes of the movie are of course the cheesy parts of the movie. There are a few cheesy scenes where we see Bernardo's grandfather (played by Mario Almada) flirting with a chubby woman. The fact that we see Mario Almada lusting after a chubby woman is just hilarious. I crack up every time I think about it (like now!). Then there's a cheesy as fuck montage scene where we see Bernardo and Valeria awkwardly hanging out in front of a water fountain, then we see Bernardo riding a horse, and then we get a glimpse of Bernardo writing a last letter to Valeria (Wwwaaaahhh!). All that happens while Pedro Fernandez's cheesy hit No Puedo Acostumbrarme plays. That song is so cheesy and awful that I crack up every time I listen to it. The little guitar solo in the song is epic as fuck. Seriously.

Un Corazon Para Dos is an alright romance flick. It's worth watching once in a great while. Go for it amigos. 5/10.

Deadly Love Is Forever.

2012-02-14T00:00:00.000-08:00

Back in 1965, Ann and Buddy had an epic love. Too bad this epic love came to an end when Ann's hateful dad kills Buddy with his shotgun. In the present time, Ann is older and continues to miss Buddy like crazy. She's never gotten over his death (obviously). She misses Buddy so much that she starts to look into black magic to bring him back from the dead. After doing some ritual, a 'resurrected' Buddy visits her every night and gives her roses. When local teenagers harass the shit outta crazy Ann, she gets depressed and commits suicide. The only family Ann had was a niece, this niece inherits the house Ann lived in and died in. When the niece moves in to the house, a man in a motorcycle outfit can be seen lurking in and out of the house at night time. Could this ghostly motorcycle guy be Buddy? Or could it be some weirdo from Ann's past?

Deadly Love is quite intriguing. It is a slasher/supernatural film about lost love and psychotic longing. I'm a sucker for lost love stuff and 80's horror trash, so a combination of both makes me smile pretty darn big. As good as it sounds, the movie still has it's issues. The movie gets pretty boring in the middle since all we see is window peeking and 'ghostly' Buddy lurking around. Once we start seeing stupid teenagers getting killed with rope & sharp objects, the movie jumps right back at being intriguing.

I like Deadly Love. It's fun and fascinating if you don't over analyze it and judge it for it's low budget. The story is good and the characters are interesting. That's all that really matters, right? Right! Check out Deadly Love sometime. 6/10.

A Trashy Cinderella Story.

2012-02-04T20:33:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time,

There was a teenage boy named Corey Gorey. His father was killed in an automobile accident. Corey was also in the accident. Fortunately he survived, but his face is all bruised up and scarred. After the accident, he moves to a new house with his wicked (fat, loud mouthed) stepmother and wicked stepbrother named Biff. Both step relatives hate Corey very much. They abuse him and force him to do a bunch of lame chores! At the new school he attends, Corey falls in love with a girl named Jackie. Jackie is pretty fucking hot but unfortunately she's a real bitch. To win her over, Corey acquires 2 front row seats to an Ozzy Osbourne concert. The day of the concert, trashy Biff steals the tickets and takes bitchy Jackie to the concert! Apparently after the concert, Biff got Jackie stoned, fingered her & banged her in a gas station bathroom (Ahh... Memories of losing my virginity in a gas station bathroom..). This of course pisses off Corey. The two end up fighting over this, and by accident, Biff loses an arm (& dies) thanks to a broken shower window. Worrying about getting blamed for the accidental death, Corey chops up Biff's body and puts it all in the freezer. Then he ties up his fat, loud mouthed stepmother because he doesn't want her finding about the accident. So now, Corey has freedom (finally!). Although, more people accidentally die because of Corey's stupid actions & crazy attitude!

Little Corey Gorey is hands down a trash classic. Why this movie doesn't have a big cult following, I don't know, but it should have one though! Seriously, this movie is just fucking amazing and trashy. The story, the characters, the blood & gore effects are simply amazing! I love everything about this damn movie! From start to finish, this movie never gets boring. It never stops making you laugh either since a lot of the dialogue is ridiculously hilarious!

Bloody, Funny, Ugly, Trashy, and Ridiculous. Little Corey Gorey is a must watch for fans of trashy cinema. I want you all to watch it. You know who else wants you to watch it? The director of the movie! Bill Morroni set up a little website for the movie where you can watch the uncut version for Free. Free? Yes, FREE. So go on over to the Corey Gorey website and watch the movie free of charge. I enjoyed it, maybe you will too! 10/10.

The Ice Cream Man loves you.

2012-01-26T22:44:00.000-08:00

In Ice Cream Man, a little boy in the 1950's witnesses his beloved ice cream man gunned down by mobsters. Witnessing that brutal murder made the boy go nuts and sent to a strange mental hospital where he spent almost all his life being treated. In the present time (1995) the boy is now a middle aged man (played by Clint Howard) that is an ice cream man! Too bad he's not a friendly ice cream man, he's not even a clean one either. The truck is filled with rats and it's all gooey looking in there. Lots of ice cream & blood smeared all over the truck. Reason why there is blood in the truck is because Ice Cream Man loves serving his ice cream with human body parts. Dog parts too. Now you're probably thinking, "this muthafuckin' ice cream man kills kids and puts em in da ice cream". well you're wrong! Very wrong! He actually only kills adults. Bad ones too. Ice Cream Man loves kids, he would never harm em at all. He'll just kidnap em and turn em into ice cream man lovin' zombies is all!

Love horror movies? Got kids? Watch Ice Cream Man with them then. This movie is pretty much a horror movie for kids. Sure it's bloody, but the story is (sorta) kid friendly and the characters are extremely cartoony. Speaking of the characters, best character of the movie is Tuna. Tuna is a fat kid, but the thing is.. He's not really fat! The actor that plays him just wears a pillow under his shirt. Isn't that hilarious? Hahahahahaha! Anyway, I love Ice Cream Man. It's a dumb little movie with blood to please gorehounds and it is cheesy enough to please children and weirdos like myself. Check It out if you haven't already. Seen it already? Revisit it please! 5/10.

Kill All The Punks!

2012-01-17T23:16:00.000-08:00

A gang of vicious punks enter the home of a doctor (Fernando Almada). The gang fuck around with the doctor and his family, then they kill the family. The doctor is left for dead but of course he survives. After a brutal recovery, the doctor leaves the hospital with only revenge on his mind. With the help of a suicidal woman, the doctor gathers the vicious punk gang in an abandoned building so he can kill them all in the craziest ways possible!

Just when I thought there was no more crazy Mexican punk movies for me to watch, I find Ansiedad Asesina (aka "Killer Anxiety"). This movie is freaking awesome, man. Plot may not be all that original (of course), but some the killings are very original! When the punks enter the building, they find pictures on the walls. The pictures are drawings of their horrible demises. Some of these drawings are painted in blood! Wowza! The first kill is simple, punk guy finds the suicidal chick wanting him, they make out, then the doctor bashes his back with a hatchet. Another punk dude is burned, one is drowned (looks real too!), then a punk girl enters a toy room and is brutally stabbed in the neck! The suicidal girl is in the toy room dressed as a doll. FanFuckingTastic!!!!!!!!

Violent. Weird. Sleazy. Insane. 90's as fuck. Ansiedad Asesina is a great Mexican punk trash movie. It is a must watch. You won't hate it. I promise. 8/10.

5 Mexi-Trash Trailers to watch over and over!

2012-01-13T19:40:00.000-08:00

Last year, I showed you 5 Mexi-Trash trailers. This year, more than 5 will be shown. For now, here's 5 (haha!) trailers! Wowza!

Mujer De Cabaret (1991)
Maribel Guardia stars in this telenovela styled trash. She's dances, sings, and looks good! She's also been framed for murder! Wowza!

Al Caer La Noche (1992)
Been wanting to see this one for quite a while. Looks good, eh?

Vacaciones De Terror 2 (1991)
Pedro Fernandez with a brillo mullet ponytail, Tatiana looking gorgeous (!!!!!!), splatter, gore, etc. Good shit right here! Read my review HERE

Jack El Vigilante (1990)
Saw this one on tv last year. Didn't enjoy it much since it's quite dull. It does have good action though.

El Asesino Del Metro (1991)
I like this movie. Jorge Luke is in it, Jorge Reynoso too, and Lina Santos as well. Lina looks absolutely sexy in this movie! Wowza! A great Mexi-Giallo to watch at night. You can buy a DVD copy of this movie at amazon for only 99 cents (plus shipping)!

Those Damn Bukis.

2012-01-13T18:40:00.000-08:00

Back when I was a very small child in the early 90's, I remember seeing and hearing Los Bukis everywhere I went with my parents. We'd go to a party or swap meet or some family friend's house, Bukis music would be playing along with Selena music (she was everywhere as well). Every time I saw a picture (or cassette cover) of this extremely popular band, I would stare at Marco Antonio Solis and think, "Is that Jesus Christ?". Let's face it, the man looks exactly like Jesus so of course I (along with other children from that time) would think that. Yep, Los Bukis were very huge in the 90's. They were so huge that mainstream mexican filmmakers decided to make a movie starring the Bukis themselves. This movie was called Como Fui A Enamorarme De Ti.

In Como Fui A Enamorarme De Ti (aka "How Could I Have Fallen In Love With You"), Los Bukis are touring around Mexico. They play their biggest hits and get into quirky mischief together! One morning, the lead vocalist Marco Antonio Solis meets a female photographer, she's a bit mean at first but then she somehow falls in love with Marco. After unexpectedly leaving the fancy hotel she and the Bukis are staying at, Marco becomes heartbroken. Marco misses the woman so badly that he starts to sing his emotions away in the recording studio and on stage. Poor Marco Antonio Solis! After a while, we finally find out why the chick left Marco with no word. Turns out the chick's father is the head of a music piracy sting! He mainly pirates Bukis music and so he wants his daughter staying away from Marco because he doesn't like him or something like that. Will Marco reunite with this chick? Will the damn music piracy sting come to an end? Find out in the damn Bukis cheesefest called Como Fui Enamorarme De Ti!

Good Lord, this movie is cheesy to the max. To be quite honest, I was expecting a very serious movie with tear jerker moments since the movie was directed by Sergio Olhovich (director of Muneca Reina, a bizarre story about obsession and lost love). Now how is it cheesy you ask? Well, a lot of things happen in this movie. A lot of cheesy things. Like a fat chick chasing "Chivo" Cortez all over Mexico, then some of the other Bukis fly kites while indios play music in the background, then they also remember silly old times together (via flashbacks), then the Bukis make a female fan's night wonderful by having her on stage, give her flowers, and perform a song especially for her! Awwwww.....

Now the most cheesy thing about this movie is the conflict, the conflict would be the music piracy sting. We see 2 goofy guys illegally recording Bukis music, then after a badass concert, gunmen break into the Bukis tour bus where they steal some of their unreleased music. After taking the music, they start to gun down people around the bus! Wild but oh so cheesy!

As cheesy it is, it's worth a watch. I mean, the ending does suck but overall it is not a bad movie. Don't take it serious if you plan on watching it. Just enjoy the music, the fat chick chasing Chivo, and Marco Antonio Solis's Jesus Like Appearance & terrible acting. 5/10.

JUNIOR!

2012-01-13T17:51:00.000-08:00

2 lovely & trashy chicks called K.C. snd Jo are fresh out of jail. To keep out of trouble, they both decide to run an old marina in a dirty little town where it appears only dirty redneck men live there. One redneck in particular doesn't like K.C. and Jo at all... His name is Junior. He lives with his mama (played by a man in drag), he's a pervert, and he is one crazy ass mofo. Not only does Junior harass K.C. and Jo all the time, he also tries to kill them both! Damn Junior, Damn!

Junior (aka "Hot Water" and "A Cut Above") is lots of fun. Seriously! From beginning to end, this movie never fails to entertain. There's great boob shots, booty shots, and awesome over the top violence. The movie also goes by real quick, so don't worry about it getting slow because it never ever ever does!

Junior is basically like Psycho, I Spit On Your Grave, and Deliverance combined. If you love those 3 movies and random T&A scenes, then I guarantee you'll dig the shit outta Junior. 8/10.

High School Hit Girl.

2012-01-13T17:36:00.000-08:00

Poor Kim. Her daddy killed himself 2 years ago. A popular dude named Kevin dumped her for a snobby rich girl. She also won't be graduating High School due to her poor grades. POOR, POOR KIM! One night after smoking pot & drinking liquor with her best friend, Kim decides she's gonna change to get what she wants. So, she starts to dress slutty in order to get good grades from her male teachers, she also starts to prostitute herself so she can buy a new car and have money in the bank! Then out of nowhere, our trashy heroine is offered a better prostituting job by a mobster. After working the better prostituting job, she's offered a new(er) job! This new job is to kill mob enemies! So, Kim becomes a hit girl for the mafia. Looks like things are finally going well for Kim. YAY KIM!

Malibu High is fantastic. This movie defines Exploitation. It's got awesome nudity, sex, violence, and likable sleazy characters. God Bless Crown International Pictures for giving us this fantastic film!

I love Malibu High and I think you should love it too. It is one damn great & sleazy exploitation movie. I highly recommend it for all Exploitation lovers. 8/10.

Assassin For Vengeance!

2012-01-13T12:07:00.000-08:00

Do you know what Asesino Por Venganza means in English? It means Assassin For Vengeance. You know who wants vengeance in Asesino Por Venganza? A dude played by Agustin Bernal does! Why does he want vengeance? Back in the day, The dude's dad was sentenced to spend a long time in jail for murder and robbery. The dad died while serving his time in jail and this pissed off the son very much. The son's longing for vengeance grew as the years went by.... One morning, the dude heads out to the judge's ranch to kill him. Before killing the judge, he rapes & strangles the daughter to death. Only 1 person is left to kill and that is the mullet haired son. The dude will find him and kill him no matter what! Nothing will stop the dude from getting his vengeance!

After I finished watching this movie for the 1st time, I had a thought. A crazy thought. "Could Miguel Angel Rodriguez be related to Andy Milligan?", I thought this because Asesino Por Venganza looks and feels like a Milligan movie! It's got the weird camera shots you would only see in a Milligan movie and it has some boring filler just like a Milligan movie. Maybe Miguel and Andy are related, or maybe Miguel learned how to direct a movie from Andy. Whatever the case, Asesino Por Venganza is a unique Mexican trash slasher film.

You know how a killer in these kinds of movies uses a sharp weapon? Well in this movie, a knife is used but a 9mm pistol is used as well! You know how most killers in these kinds of movies wear a costume of some sort? Well in this movie, Agustin Bernal wears a cowboy hat that covers his eyes and he wears a long, black tassel jacket. White boots as well. What a 90's Texas styled killer!

Asesino Por Venganza is okay. The action/violence in Asesino is pretty cool since there's plenty of cheap blood, gun shots, and a fist fight in the end. The music in the movie is cheesy but very catchy. The music is so catchy, it makes a fat dude dance with a mop!

So as you can see, there is an assassin and there is vengeance. The title of the movie definitely describes the movie.Go right ahead, check it out. 6/10.

VHS Cover found at El Norte Sleazy Picture Show

Cocaina: Vicio Mortal Clips!

2012-01-13T00:01:00.000-08:00

Tragic, Sleazy, Ugly.

Cheap Shots! Cocaine!

The Music! So Romantic! So Catchy! Let's Dance!

Cocaine: Fatal Addiction.

2012-01-13T00:00:00.000-08:00

Cocaina: Vicio Mortal (aka "Cocaine: Fatal Addicition") tells the tragic story of a woman called "Neli" (played by Rebeca Silva). Neli has lived a fucked up life since she was a child. As she grew older, her life was quite dull and meaningless. Then one day, she meets a young gigolo (Fernando Saenz) that takes an interest in her. After living with the gigolo dude for quite some time, she decides to become a bar girl/prostitute to make a living. The guy decides to retire from giogoling to become a cocaine pusher for a local mob boss (Xorge Noble aka Jorge Noble). Needing a helping hand, the guy then gets Neli to work with him acquiring cocaine and collecting money. From there, they become wealthy but their lives become very risky since they get hooked on cocaine and deal with dangerous criminals.

Cocaina: Vicio Mortal is a Trashy SOV Film. The story is sleazy & fucked up! The characters (minus Neli) are sleaze bags that are very unlikable. I felt so bad for Neli since she always has to interact with these kinds of people! There's some violence, but of course it is poorly done. The gun shots sound cheap and the little blood shown looks like kool-aid. There's sex, but the sex is no good since it's incest and nasty looking. As for the music in the movie... There's crummy live mariachi music performed in night clubs, Los Terricolas playing 2 cheesy ballads, and through out the whole movie we hear a depressing song play over & over. The depressing song is composed by an electric keyboard. Now that makes the movie even more trashy than it already is. Wow!

An emotional SOV movie about cocaine, crime, and sexual abuse is definitely a trashy experience. I have never seen anything like this and I am soooo glad that I found this because it is a unique Mexican Trash movie. If you come across this anywhere, please get it! You will not regret it! 10/10.

The Top 10 Best Blogo Trasho Movies of 2011, I love Tatiana, I love Melinda Maloney, Everybody Loves Payasito, food and booze are free, See Ya In 2012!

2011-12-27T01:33:00.000-08:00

2011 was quite a year for me. It literally started out with a bang. Then after that unfortunate bang, many things happened. Some good and some bad.

The Good? I acquired many trashy films. Some were covered on the blog, the rest will be reviewed next year. Then there was that time when Payasito became more known. My goodness, it is amazing how he got all kinds of fans in one damn day. Congrats Payasito on your new fame. Let's hope the fame grows bigger next year. You are the coolest killer doll ever! And you are the coolest midget ever!

Then, there was the time when I tweeted a link to my Pesadilla Fatal review. I gladly mentioned Tatiana in the tweet. To my surprise, she quoted it and told me she couldn't believe I have a copy of this movie. That made my night wonderful. Heart melted as well.

The Bad? Well they aren't exactly bad, but they do make me feel bad sometimes! You see, I fell in love with someone special. Her name is Tatiana (Have I mentioned her before?). I love her with all my heart. She's special to me. Very special. If only she were mine....................

Then, a girl I once knew came back into my life. Her name is Melinda Maloney. I went to prom with her, but something awful happened at prom. That awful prom incident caused us to lose contact with each other. Then a month before Prom Night was reviewed, I saw Melinda riding her bicycle around town. I wanted to go up to her and say hello, but I just couldn't do it. What if I say hello and I remind her about that awful prom night? I don't want to upset & lose her again. Sooner or later I will have to approach her. I miss her madly. She's got to be mine. She is my destiny and my inspiration. I know it!

Anyway, enough of my strange, weird, bizarre, and crazy longings. Here are The Top 10 Best Blogo Trasho Movies of 2011! (click title to read review!)

10. Elves (1989) - Elvesssssssssssssssssssss.

9. Seytan (1974) - Been wanting to see this for quite a while. This year I finally did and enjoyed it.

8. Wimps (1986) - Their Time Definitely Came.

7. Vampire Circus (1972) - Wonderful Hammer movie.

6. Papi Gudia (1996) - Never seen anything like it (or have I?).

5. Scalpel (1977) - Really cool movie with likable insane characters.

4. Rush Week (1989) - Very awesome slasher flick I'm glad I found by random.

3. Muerte Infernal (1987) - Long Live Yermo. That is all.

2. Siete En La Mira 2 (1986) - Greatest Sequel Ever Made?

1. Pesadilla Fatal (1990) - Hello Tatiana, is it me you're looking for?

Now for our musical guests! Don't forget, refreshments are on the table and are free. However, please donate a penny or two. This stuff wasn't easy to acquire ya know!

Last year, Pedro Fernandez rocked Blogo Trasho with his cover of "Careless Whisper". Now, he's going to perform a song from the 1988 classic teen flick, Un Sabado Mas. Here's Maniqui!

Pedro... You are so damn talented! That was just amazing. Good job, dude. Now go comb that cool hair and help yourself to some wild groupies and cheesy nachos!

Now folks, we all fear of growing old, right? Let's face it, It was great when we was all young. Don't you wish you can be.. FOREVER YOUNG!

Great! Great!

So I turned 21 this year and I had like this crazy party at a closed down topless joint. There was bunch of cocaine, beer, and there was even some trashy movie screenings. After the movies, the music performer arrived on stage and played only one song. This one song had everyone at the party going wild and cheering! It was great. Here's 100 Dolla Bills Y'all!

100 Dolla Bills Ya'll, you once again did it. You rocked this joint. Good job, sir.

Now, here's Herb Alpert with "This Guy's In Love With You". I dedicate this song to a certain girl that has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile. This one is for you Melinda Maloney.

Well, that's it folks. 2011 is over. The expensive tasty beer is gone. The cheesy nachos are gone too. Now, let us prepare for 2012. The Next Trashiest Year. See ya later freaks and weirdos!

P.S.

Here's some previews of Blogo Trasho in 2012. Enjoy.

Merry Christmas from Raculfright_13 and Payasito!

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Have a fun & safe Holiday! Trashy as well. Just not too trashy, okay? Ok!

FELIZ NAVIDAD!

Mickey Rooney & Killer Toys.

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Mickey Rooney stars in the fifth and final Silent Night, Deadly Night movie. He plays an old fart called Joe Petto (Geppetto) and he makes unique kinds of toys. Some are big. Some are small. All of them are equally cool and deadly! Joe Petto's son Pino (short for Pinocchio. Get it?) helps him make these deadly toys. Some of these deadly toys are built specifically for a kid named Derek. For some reason, Petto and Pino don't like Derek. So, they try to kill him with toys built to torture and kill!

As a small child looking at the horror section at BlowOut Video, the cover for Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker frightened me every time I saw it. Today, I own a copy of that same tape and finally watched the damn movie. Did I enjoy the damn movie? Yeah, but only because it's so stupid that it makes me laugh. It's stupid but watchable at least since there is some great killer toy scenes and awfully hilarious scenes with the oddball creep called Mickey Rooney.

The Toy Maker is worth a look if curious. Give it a shot but don't expect it to be something amazing. 3/10.

You Better Watch Out!

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Remember Ricky from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2? Well, he's back in part 3! This time, he's played by the awesome Bill Moseley. Also, Ricky had his brain repaired by doctors! One of the doctors that saved Ricky's brain is experimenting with him and a psychic blind girl named Laura. This evil looking doctor wants Laura to get in contact with the comatose Ricky via nightmares filled with Blood, Santa Claus, and clips from the 1st Silent Night movie. After experimenting, Laura goes to grandma's house with her brother & his girlfriend (who looks ridiculously similar to Laura!) to celebrate Christmas. As for Ricky, he wakes up from his coma and leaves the hospital to look for Laura. Along the way, he leaves a long trail of bloody dead bodies.

The 3rd Silent Night, Deadly Night movie makes me smile. It's fun! It's funny! It's bloody! And it's weird! Bill Moseley does a great job portraying Ricky. He doesn't talk much, but he does makes the silly Ricky character creepy and serious. The brutal kills in the movie are just amazing. They're filled with lots of blood and goofiness. Good goofiness. Not bad goofiness like in Silent Night 2.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! is tons of fun. It is perfect for your holiday horror viewing. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll smile! You may get a little bored in the middle, but I'm sure you will still enjoy it. Give it a shot! 5/10.

ELVES!

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Elves tells the wonderful story of Kirsten, a misunderstood teenage girl who lives with her awful mother, horny little brother, and nazi grandfather. One night, Kirsten and friends (aka "The Sisters of Anti-Christmas") go to the forest to do some dumb ritual. That dumb ritual somehow brings an Elve (or is it "elf"?) back to life. This Elve follows Kirsten around at work and kills people brutally! Like a department store Santa, he tries to get Kirsten to suck him off! Instead, he's yelled at by his boss, prepares to hit up some coke, and then gets his dick cut off by the Elve! After that, Kirsten's horny friends get killed. Then there's a shoot out at the deparment store where Kirsten works at. Then (again) Kirsten finds out something terrible about her grandfather! Let's just say, incest & elves are involved. Oh, and of course Nazis. It's up to a chain smoking man called Santa (Dan Haggerty) to stop the Elves from killing people and doin' Kirsten!

Did I just say "stop the Elves?". Oops! I meant to say Elve (or is it Elf?) since only one appears throughout the whole damn movie. What's funny about this Elve is the fact that's it's a cheap looking rubber puppet with it's mouth opened wide. The mouth never closes and that saddens me very, very much. That poor, cheap Elve puppet....... Well, Elves may disappoint in the Elve department, but at least it has some interesting scenes. Like the gun battle at the store, Kirsten's awful (but hot) mom bathing and getting killed, the coked out Santa getting castrated, and the part where the Elve wears a Santa hat and stabs a hormonal girl to death. Ahhhh, those are great scenes alright.

Elves may not be a great Christmas horror movie, but it is very entertaining! It has plenty of action, boobs, and bloody violence. So my friends, go to your favorite video store and rent Elves. Pop some popcorn and enjoy the movie about the "fucking ninja troll". 5/10.